"Red Cunt Hair"

"It that stud level?"

"Move it a teensy bit to the left and you've got it."

"Whut?"
"I said: A weensy bit more and you've got it."

"Let's try this again, boy. I asked you if that stud was level."

"Sorry. A cunt hair to the left and that sonofabitch will be right as rain. Hey, did ya catch the game yesterday? Can ya believe those fuckers lost again? Damn, I could use some poontang. You guys wanna a grab a beer after work? Fucking Christ it's hot out here."

"Shut up"

"Whut?"

"Fuckin-A!"

Now why haven't I been teach this in school?