Lene

Ba mie imi este lene! Asa am ajuns sa scriu tampeniile astea, de lene. Lenea intervine atunci cand trebuie sa faci ceva, pe mine lenea m a surprins pe scaun in fata pc ului, si stand eu asa holbandu ma la el am gandeam: pai trebuie sa ma schimb, bun amanam, trebuie sa ma spal.... pe maini macar, bun amanam, ba trebuie sa mananc, e ora 4, a trecut ceva timp, da asta fac manac dar daca vreau sa mananc trebuie sa ma spal pe maini dar nu trebuie sa ma schimb, hmm nu, nu e buna trebuie sa gasesc o activitate ce nu le implica pe celelalte, stau si ma gandesc si trec eu cu gandul la cel mai tampit mass primit vre'o data " Nu uitati sa treceti si pe la www.gaf-deac.ro si de acolo in Blogul lui GAF-DEAC !!! Va multumesc! PS: da mesajul mai departe!" nu pot sa cred, nu pot sa cred cum cum ba cum nici aici nu scap de prostii dastea, nu m am uitat la televizor timp de 6 luni sa scap de prostiile astea, a da si iar de lene, lene ce consta in mutatul televizorului inapoi in camera. Brusc, fac ochii mari in pagina cu "ala", ca nu am citit numele si mi am dat seama ce trebuie sa fac, si de'abia acum incepe povestea.

dece asta'i o regula

vai sa mi bag pula in ea de parola :)) nu mi vine sa cred tare tamp sunt, oricum in acest moment fericirea consta intr un sandvish cu cascaval si castraveti ... sa mi bag pula

Doar in caz de urgenta!

Pinhead is to skinhead, as teeny is to weenie.

At the cuntry bizzare coloured fetishes come true.

sasede6

ai sa mi bag pula mare tantalau mai sunt, sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6



poate asa tin minte :)))

Mar sau banana ?

U aproape ca uitasem ca am asa ceva(adica blog), si daca am ramas gura casca la gandul asta dc sa nu scriu despre alt lucru care ma chinuia pe moment, asa ca o sa fac un sondaj, fara succes, dar oricum o sa le multumesc celor care isi vor exprima parerea.

Intrebarea este simpla:

Mar sau Banana?

Banana sau Mar?

Mata sau Batman?

Da sunt misogin.

What's the difference between a woman on PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

“This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I’ve got fewer suits… ”

Piers Anthony, in On a Pale Horse, suggested that Death was not always the same person. Although immortal, if a mere human managed to kill death when it came for him, he took the robes of office and became the Thanatos until the next mortal killed him.

Of course, my favorite story based around death was Grim Fandango. The main character, Manuel Calavera, is a travel agent in the Land of the Dead, selling people Luxury cruises and Express Train tickets to the final resting place. Manny's best quote, or one of them at least... "My scythe. I keep it where my heart used to be."

The voice talent on Grim Fandango is exceptional, and the mood they set in year 2 with the art deco graphics, and music score - different for each location - is something to savor. I kept the game on one scene in the bar at the Calavera Cafe for about thirty minutes. Maybe I should get out more, but doing some reading while a massive orange...um, thing played some lightly introspective piano jazz and a skeleton nattily dressed in a white dinner jacket smoked a cigarette was very soothing. Just tell me where I can get that kind of experience in the real world.

Un gust amar.

macar de ar fi decat acestea problemele noastre.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

This was first said by the famous French poet Baudelaire in an unusual short story about meeting the Devil and having a grand old time.

He did not complain in any way about the bad reputation he enjoyed all over the world, assured me that he himself was the person the most interested in the destruction of superstition, and admitted to me that he had only been afraid for his own power one time, and that was the day when he had heard a preacher, more subtle than his colleagues, shout out from the pulpit:

"My dear brothers, never forget, when you hear the progress of enlightenment vaunted, that the devil's best trick is to persuade you that he doesn't exist!"

-"Le Joueur généreux," pub. February 7, 1864; translation by Cat Nilan, 1999¹

The astute may notice that Baudelaire begins by referring to the Devil as "she." Throughout the whole of the story, Baudelaire refers to the Devil as "he," except for the one paragraph containing the above excerpt. The reason, I think, is because in the paragraph in question, Baudelaire refers to the Devil as "Son Altesse," which is feminine despite being used for a masculine object. After this phrase, Baudelaire continues to refer to the Devil as "elle" until the preacher's quote, wherein the preacher says "il n'existe pas." Here, the Devil is "il" because (presumably) that's what the preacher said, and after this the Devil remains "il." Baudelaire uses "Son Altesse" once more in the short story, but there are no pronouns referring to the Devil before another masculine word ("personnage") is used to describe him.

A similar quote was said by Jim Carroll: "The Devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing the world he didn't exist."²

The most popular reinterpretation of this quote (the one the title of this node is taken from) is in the 1995 movie The Usual Suspects, written by Christopher McQuarrie. In it, Verbal Kint explains the story of Keyser Söze to the cop:³

He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me — the story I believe — was from his days in Turkey. There was a petty gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while they come to power, and then they come after Soze. He was small time then, just running dope, they say...

References:

1: "Le Joueur généreux" and Nilan's translation, available at: http://www.piranesia.net/baudelaire/spleen/29joueur.html

2: Quotations Page and Literature Page Forum: http://www.quotationspage.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1459

3: The Usual Suspects (script): http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/usual.shtml

That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid

This piece is actually from an act by Dublin comedian Ed Byrne (he's the one who looks like Darlene from 'Roseanne').

"Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic, it's just a pain in the hole."

"Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife? That's not ironic either, that's just fucking weird. But of course, if you did have ten thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife, and then the next day you discovered that actually a spoon would have done the job just as well, now that would be ironic"

"A traffic jam when you're already late. Now that's definitely not ironic. Unless you were a town planner on your way to give a speech at a convention on easing traffic congestion."

"Now do you know what's ironic? A stupid, whiny Canadian bint writing a song called 'Ironic' which goes on to become a massive worldwide hit despite her not having the faintest idea what irony actually is. Now that's bleedin' ironic."

"Red Cunt Hair"

"It that stud level?"

"Move it a teensy bit to the left and you've got it."

"Whut?"
"I said: A weensy bit more and you've got it."

"Let's try this again, boy. I asked you if that stud was level."

"Sorry. A cunt hair to the left and that sonofabitch will be right as rain. Hey, did ya catch the game yesterday? Can ya believe those fuckers lost again? Damn, I could use some poontang. You guys wanna a grab a beer after work? Fucking Christ it's hot out here."

"Shut up"

"Whut?"

"Fuckin-A!"

Now why haven't I been teach this in school?

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

Futurama Episode #36: The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

Date: 18/02/2001

Intro Caption: "80% Entertainment By Volume"

Plot Synopsis:

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The episode begins at a pet show, where Leela has entered Nibbler. When Bender and Dr. Zoidberg find out that first prize is $500 and a year supply of dog food, Bender enters Dr. Zoidberg in the show as a hard-shelled terrier. Dr. Zoidberg wins second place, and Nibbler wins a special prize for dumbest pet in show. When a race of flying brains with the power to make people stupid invade earth, Nibbler returns to his home planet with Leela. Here, she discovers that Nibbler is actually a Nibblonean, an ancient race of telepathic creatures. They tell Leela that the only person who can resist the brain spawn's moron-making power is Fry, and it is up to him to save Earth. She returns to Earth with a note instructing Fry but he blows his nose with it and throws it away. Since she is affected by the brain spawn's power, she can't remember the Nibblonean's advice. Fry figures out that the brain spawn leader must be at the library, since "a giant brain is baisically a giant nerd." He proceeds to the library with Leela and weakens the brain spawn by thinking. The brain spawn leader trys to trap Fry and Leela in the mental universe created by books. Fry defeats him by writing his own book where the brain spawn win and leave the planet, then traps the brain spawn leader in it. When the brain spawn leave, the only person who remembers what happened is Fry and no one believes him.

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Memorable quotes:

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Fry: "Don't listen to them Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them."

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Fry: "What are we going to do?"

The Professor: "I know! Let's play the lottery."

Amy: "No, let's buy internet stock!"

Zoidberg: "On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!"

Fry: "I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots."

Bender: "Hey, let's all join the Reform Party!"

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Fry: "Now he's trapped in the book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors."

Brain spawn leader: "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

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Things you may not have noticed:

A sign at the pet show says "Award Ceremony in Progress (no pooping)"

Two of the booths at the pet show are "Kibbles and Snouts" and "Soylent Chow*"

*Make Room! Make Room!

2 Stupid Dogs

2 Stupid Dogs was a show about just that -- Little Dog and Big Dog, two canines with a nose for trouble and not enough brains to get out of it. The show was a break from Hanna-Barbera's traditional style, animated more along the lines of Ren and Stimpy than Scooby-Doo. The show also shared Ren and Stimpy's taste for booger jokes and potty humor mingled into plot-free exercises in unbridled wackiness.

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The premise was simple: Little Dog was the loudmouth with a deathly fear of cats, Big Dog was his mellow companion. A broad-shouldered human named Hollywood appeared on most episodes to antagonize the dogs, uttering his instant catchphrase, "Isn't that cute... But it's WROOOONG!!" The show was filled with throwaway one-liners that fans have been bandying about ever since: "It tastes like caca," "Where's the food?" "(Monkey to astronaut): I think you've been drinking too much Tang," and Little Dog's catchphrase, "Ball!"

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2 Stupid Dogs also brought the return of a little-known character from the Hanna-Barbera archives: Secret Squirrel. Each episode of 2 Stupid Dogs featured a Super Secret Squirrel segment, spoofing the 1960's spy craze with the title squirrel, his bull superior Chief, and his Peter Lorre-inspired assistant Morocco Mole.

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2 Stupid Dogs endeared themselves to viewers with their endlessly hilarious stupidity. In one episode, Little Dog tried to use a hand puppet to fool a cat into thinking there was food in another alley. After a brief conversation with his puppet, Little Dog fooled himself instead, calling the puppet a liar when the truth came out.

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After two seasons of original episodes in syndication, the show moved to The Cartoon Network.