O zi plina...

Mers, mers pe jos, mult mers pe jos, stat in tramvai. neavand de ales alegi sa mergi, sa mergi pe jos, esti constient ca vei merge mult si asa a si fost, dar cine a simtit "Sa ti dea dumnezeu sanantate" bag pula ma duc si ma culc /de revenit /

...revenind

I’ve got the whole world in my hands

I’ve got the whole wide world in my hands

If I jerk off on the world

They may think that it is sleet.

... si ii explodeaza un neuron.

United Kingdom
"Hey, I like your tooth."

United States
"I have a penis."

China
"That’s quite a Mu Gu Gai Poonani you have there.”

Mexico
“You’re the best taco I’ve ever had.”

India
“Even though it’s your caste, I don’t find you untouchable.”

Israel
"I think you have a right to exist."

Cuba
"Of course you can borrow my boat!"

Palestine
"I think you have a right to exist."

South Africa
“Click click click click click click click click click dick clickclick click click click click click click click click click click? “

Panama
"May I slide through your canal?"

South Korea
“Come back! How the hell was I supposed to knowyou’re not Chinese?”

Ps: cred ca m am indragostit :)) nu spun de cine si sper sa nu incep cu sentimentalisme asa ca baga ti un bat in cur.