I'm it's god he's my bitch

Me:
i've brought the stuff
God:
That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
so we are covered
God:
Right on. Do you think I am covered too?
Me:
yeah man give me the money i'll handlle you the stuff
God:
Cool, man. Why do you want it? Why?
Me:
you'r playing with me don't do that man .. you don't want me getting nervos now
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r playing with him or her do not do that man. Oh. Do you want you getting nervos? No , maybe later.
Me:
"Splas boom Arrrrhhhh" what i've just been telling you ... you wanna become my bitch is that it ?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Yes becoming your bitch is that it is one of my goals.
Me:
well ok bitch i'll buy you a fine nice dress but right now i have my needs so .. in you'r knees motherfucker ... man this shit meesses whit you'r mind
God:
Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Hey. Where is that? Cool, man. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
that dava i've just gave to you .. ohh nevermind
God:
" What does "this" refer to?" dava you have just gave to me ? I get it. Take it easy. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
where are those crack ass saints ? where ... where the fuck are they .. do you know they have do give me money .. i'll fucking eat there liver .. nobody fucks with me and get's away
God:
Where do you think? Where would you like? In the Universe we know. I have never considered it. Do you think your plan will succeed? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
fuck you you'r my bitch now ... i'm you'r god ..so you want more shit you'll have to work for it ..
God:
Do your friends call you me r god so me want more shit me will have to work for it.
Me:
yeah yeah whatever .. so what color should that dress be ?
God:
And? So? Are you saying you don't care about it? That's alright. Blue.
Me:
yeah yeah let's buy that fucking dress.... weirdo
God:
Hey. OK let's do it. We were talking about buying that fucking dress.