Apparently I am a potential rapist

I was sitting in a public space, talking to a female friend, when some sort of rally started up. Lots of lovely rhetoric about how men are ruining the world and about how all sex is rape. I found it amusing. Unfortunately, they soon noticed that I was there minding my own business. They didn't like that. They asked me to leave; I asked why I should. They immediately turned their backs on me and asked my friend why she was talking to a potential rapist. I couldn't help but laugh at that one. I am the furthest thing from a potential rapist ever, unless you count the Pope. The moment I made a noise, though, one of them slapped me and told me to "shut up, pig".

Then people started throwing things.

At that point, I decided to leave. Truly, I do not understand these people.

Had I been in my right mind, I would have asked for a blowjob before beating my hasty retreat... that would have been funny.

How much for the little girl?

In The Blues Brothers, Jake Blues recieves a mission from God: get his old band (The Blues Brothers) back together. This is made more difficult because the band parted company on bad terms. In one scene, Jake and Elwood must convince Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin to join the band. This is going to be hard, since Mr. Fabulous is now the maitré d' of a posh restaurant. In order to convince their former bandmate to rejoin the band they talk their way into the restaraunt, then begin acting like idiots -- ordering wine and food they couldn't hope to pay for, eating like slobs, and bothering the customers. They tell Mr. Fabulous that they will come back every day, doing the same act, until he rejoins. When he refuses, Jake leans back in his chair, stares at the next table -- a family obviously disturbed by the presence of the Blues -- and, mouth full of bread, asks the father:

Your women, how much for your women?

206

A Japanese girl (Malcolm Lam's girlfriend, apparently.) is wrapping up the dead body of who we assume is her boyfriend in a plastic bag, and dragging him with comedic difficulty down the hallway in her apartment. All with a perfectly straight face, she plops him in her bathtub, and we hear her chopping him up into little pieces. After doing so, we see her very calmly putting wrapped up little pieces of her boyfriend into the fridge. Like a total pro, she then proceeds to go buy some cleaning supplies, get rid of any and all bloodstains using lysol, repainting the walls, etc.

Needing to unwind after such a long day of covering her ass, she takes a shower. (Bear in mind, the corpse of her boyfriend was hacked to bits in that bathroom just hours beforehand.) Wonderfully pleased with herself, she goes to bed and has a happy dream in which she walks down the street in a bright picnic blanket-y dress and pigtails. Upbeat music is playing, the Sun is shining, and she is smiling while eating a human hand.

When our heroine wakes up in the morning, we see her putting a few of the wrapped up chunks of her boyfriend into her backpack. She obviously doesn't take all of them at once because that would be far too heavy. She goes down to the subway, and puts in her farecard. What is most striking here is how normal she looks, and that any passerby would have no idea what she is carrying. Anyways, the girl gets off at a ton of different stops and hides her small black trashbags of boyfriend bits in different trashcans all over the city, back-alley dumps, the like.

In the meantime, we see a creep who lives in her apartment building go up into her apartment and sniffing her panties. When he is done, he goes to her kitchen to grab himself a beer. Upon opening the refrigerator he discovers the black plastic trashbags, and just as he is about to open them the girl arrives back at her apartment. She is forced to kill him and exasperatedly bashes his head in with an iron skillet. At this point the apartment manager/superintendent hears the noise and comes upstairs to investigate. I'll give you three guesses as to what happens to him.

The film ends with her standing in the train station reading a book. Some guy comes up and hits on her meekly. She looks up from her book disgruntled at being interrupted and replies calmly "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?" (This is the first and only time we hear her speak.) The guy looks uncomfortable and walks away. She smiles quietly/sinisterly.

Malcolm Lam just had another film come out last year which I have yet to see, called Falling In Rhythm. Also, if you do not know what "wabi-sabi" means, I would say the concept is worth looking into. If you're interested in more of his work, you can check out www.wabisabifilms.com. If nothing else, the site also has the extremely eerie and appropriate soundtrack to this movie, composed by Steve Santoro.

Ignore the bunny.

A word, many ways to use it.

Some variations are locked into specific phrasings and or contexts. For example, "shithead" and "shit-for-brains" can only be used to refer to a person or persons; the former asserts that the person is irritating, the latter that s/he is stupid. If something is "a shit", then it is annoying or dysfunctional, but if something is "a piece of shit", then it is of extremely low quality. If you "give someone shit", you could be giving them something worthless, but it is more likely to mean you are insulting them, often with the implication that you are trying to provoke a response. To "sling shit" is to hurl insults or aspersions, and a "shitslinger" is a person, especially a politician, who makes a habit of doing so. The ubiquitous "shit happens" is a self-sufficient statement of resignation to ill fortune. These sorts of restrictions can be subtly different from one locale to another, and are subject to very rapid change.

-He's just talking shit.

-That poem has got to be the shittiest thing I've ever written.

-Do you really think my hair looks good, or were you just giving me shit?

-The pasta was okay, but the coffee was shithouse.

-That piece of shit hasn't worked properly for years.

-Give me a break, I've had a really shitty day.

-He's been a grumpy little shit lately.

-I wonder if anybody makes shittier burgers than McDonalds?

-Nah, relax buddy, I was just shitting you.

-That newspaper article was total sensationalist shit.

-Does he really think we're going to believe his shit?

-We've got to get it finished in the next hour, I shit you not!

-Quit fooling around with that shit.

-You'd better not mess your shit up with my shit.

-Shit! That shit is some bad shit.

-You wouldn't be bullshitting me by any chance would you?

-Well, the fire alarm went off and then everybody just kinda went apeshit.

-This lamer was too chickenshit to go bungee jumping with me on the weekend.

-After I hit the pub on Friday night, I was so ratshit I couldn't make it up the stairs!

-No more stupid examples.

Ulrika

Aa Da! am revenit in spatiul virtual ma simt unu egal cu zero si se tot repeta unu, zero, unu, zero, zero, unu, ee nu tin chiar cont se mai baga in fata .

cel mai crud sentiment-singuratatea

primi fulgi cad, se intensifica si cad cu miile ma bucura pentru un moment, apoi ma deprima cumplit, as fi preferat in orice zi in orice clipa sa traiesc acel sentiment alaturi de cineva, oricine, dar nu sunt singur, deprimat un sentiment de singurate ma invalui, orice as face ma simt singur, orice absolut orice, viata nu este dreapta viata imi ascunde ceva, urat sa iubesti si sa nu fi iubit.. si iar nu mai am chef sa scriu cu toate ca as putea continua pana dimineata, dar la ce bun ? poate ca o sa scriu odata si'odata

PS:Multumesc Cristi pentru telefonul dat .

O zi plina...

Mers, mers pe jos, mult mers pe jos, stat in tramvai. neavand de ales alegi sa mergi, sa mergi pe jos, esti constient ca vei merge mult si asa a si fost, dar cine a simtit "Sa ti dea dumnezeu sanantate" bag pula ma duc si ma culc /de revenit /

...revenind

I’ve got the whole world in my hands

I’ve got the whole wide world in my hands

If I jerk off on the world

They may think that it is sleet.

... si ii explodeaza un neuron.

United Kingdom
"Hey, I like your tooth."

United States
"I have a penis."

China
"That’s quite a Mu Gu Gai Poonani you have there.”

Mexico
“You’re the best taco I’ve ever had.”

India
“Even though it’s your caste, I don’t find you untouchable.”

Israel
"I think you have a right to exist."

Cuba
"Of course you can borrow my boat!"

Palestine
"I think you have a right to exist."

South Africa
“Click click click click click click click click click dick clickclick click click click click click click click click click click? “

Panama
"May I slide through your canal?"

South Korea
“Come back! How the hell was I supposed to knowyou’re not Chinese?”

Ps: cred ca m am indragostit :)) nu spun de cine si sper sa nu incep cu sentimentalisme asa ca baga ti un bat in cur.

Staicu Cretu, suna Dan Pulea, dar de fapt e Ana Poda

Trei pescari venind depe balta cu o dacia 1300 parca, daca nu una facuta din parti, cu sculele dupa ei.(alea pescaresti)

1-Ce faci bre, cum a fost?

2-Prost.

3-Ehee ce sa te faci au trecut timpurile alea cand mai gaseai balti de renume,nu mai pesti premianti....of ce timpuri.

1,2-?!?!?

Nu, nu discutia nu este purtata cu "acel pescar", care se tot plimba de colo colo zi noapte si este iesit din peisaj,"acel pescar" ramane inca un mister despre care se strang probe pentru ai descoperii planul malefic"NU mirosii ca pestele salveaza pestele".

Pace verde! eventual si o fata zambitoare.

The cake is a lie .

La multi ani Cage !
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Press me if you wanna die!

Press me stupid biatch!

Directive de sus !

E acum daca e nevoie e nevoie. Pai cu ce sa incep? imi cer scuze pamantului ca imi suporta greutatea, sosonii din acelasi motiv si hainele in general ca nu am grija de ele si le murdaresc le ard si alte chestii daunatoare hainelor precum cazaturile, si aici le combinam hainele si pamantul.

Prietenilor ca imi suporta glumele, nazurile cand am si multe alte chestii, parintilor ca trebuie sa ma suporte cand ajung acasa si iar prietenii sau cu cine dracu imi pierd ziua, sistemului educativ ca a trebuit sa ma suporte si ma suporta in continuare si sa nu o lungim repede directivele, mai am de cerut scuze iepurasului si lu' bubu ca deh le am suparat si nu se cade porc bou gras slab dupa anotimp, nu se cade si gata nu se cade "punct"

PS: A nu e scrisoare de adio apropo :D

Multe bucurii trecatoare si mult mai multa durere

Azi am vorbit cu un batranel, par alb, riduri tot pachetul, se vedea ca este singur, cu chef de vorba ca majoritatea batranilor, dar el chiar avea ceva de zis nu avea chef sa se ratoiasca la mine.

Din vorba'n vorba a inceput sa mi povesteasca despre viata lui cum a trait diferite probleme prin care a trecut, cum le a rezolvat sa nu, ce morala a avut fiecare si tot asa. Cum este sa ti imparti aproape jumatate din viata alaturi de cineva, ca mai apoi sa se lepede de tine rar dand un semn de viata, iar cand va intalniti intamplator sa se poarte cu tine mai rau decat cu un necunoscut, la tine sa se uite cu un fel de ura iar cu necunoscutul sa faca glume sa rada, pe tine decat sa te priveasca sa ti mai arunce din cand in cand o forba in sila si aceea o remarca rautacioasa.

Prietenii s au dus incurand ma voi duce si eu si din viata ce am inteles... nimic, nici nu merita traita, mai multe bucurii trecatoare si mult mai multa durere, si la ce ajuta toate aceste bucurii daca dupa ele atrag si durerea. Ai un copil te bucuri, normal, nespus de mult, il vezi murind.....

M am regasit in mare parte in vorbele lui m a facut sa ma simt ciudat, am trait pana acum si ma trait degeaba, peste 20 de ani va fi la fel si tot asa, in cele din urma totul va fi in zadar.

da pula mea durere:))

erau multe de scris dar fara un deget e mai greu, ar trebuii sa cer pensie de handicapati acum ?

3000 "ala de se scarpina'n cap"

vorbim cu pagina

Ce bine! pentru moment am crezut ca sunt pierdut, dar mi a zis ba trage dreapta, dreapta mult, nu intelegi la inceput dar pe parcurs iti dai drumu, e asta daca nu plangi ca prostu si te tavalesti pe jos, si cand colo parola ca despre asta era vorba fiind deja maine eu nu aveam cum sa ma gandesc la azi si nu mi iesea, greu greu la vale cu tamburii noi.

NU! imi este greu sa mi explic, sunt multe motive dar asta nu e unul dintre ele, pozele nu, neah,aAa ce dracu' m am uitat la 2 si nu am inteles, ce dracu fac aia acolo care'i treaba cu sobolanul, daca era cu aia si l au suparat a fugit in gluma spre munte zicand ca se face pustnic si cand colo el sta si se lafaie in rumegus cu R mic :)) si aia s au dus sa l caute mai mult ca sigur pe stancile alea si le'a fiert masina cu totul si acum fac gratar cu furtunele de la motor mai mult ca sigur ca ei nu si au luat mancare ca deh avea asta micu 10-15 minute avantaj game-set si nici nu mancasera inainte, e de inteles e scuzabil wow si de'obicei lumea se duce in natura sa fac poze, oo uite o gaza wow ce iepure veverite copaci campii si alte dastea sa nu bat campii, aici le a facut poza natura lor, nu ca oameni ca erau oameni buni cu maini de aur, poti intreba pe oricine.

Finalul nu este tragic, suna astia pe ala micu, el chitaia alene iritat de astia "Alo, alo ce ma pe munte, da da sunt ca si acolo." a mai dat o forma la rumegus acolo si finalul nu e tragic pentru paros.

Sondaj

O luam usor usor la talpa si dam de crenvust dar mereu trebuie sa fie o dilema la mijloc acum daca a dat si pe margine ramane de vazut dam pauza si acum play, cu cascaval sau fara WoW cu cascaval ce ai ma esti nebun! ba nenece legatura au astia cu noi nu stiu dar ceva e clar totul e confuz, dc sa complicam lucrurile si sa o luam de la capat, complicam, cokplicam tu oricum esti pierdut acum si nu, nu nu ai ce'i face, nu ,neah, aAa. Pune tu mana si spune de 10 ori masor, in gand cu voce tare, nu conteaza spus sa fie sa te purifici spiritual, ca la o baie in dambovita dupa program vintile dupa program. Ia zi mai tine minte cand ai pus tu sticla pisata ma pe gard, oo ce vremuri ce vremuri si cand ai dat cu ghioaga aia si ti ai luat tu pichinezii aia de sareau la piept si la coaie oo minunatie, rar mai intalnesti asa animale, ba la comanda direct la coaie, ce sa fugi ce sa te ascunzi, tineau minte comanda si nu se lasau ba nene pana nu te inhatau, veneai tu singur la ei si ziceai "Hai ma musca! Hai Hai hai ma ca nu mai pot muscaaa!"mama merele au acid de rau de bine nu stiu ca nu l am intrebat, si chiar daca ce stia el despre ce e vorba .

Da sondaj, ce sondaj ba Belitule ca am uitat ....mamaaa dar uite ce scoica are asta :)))

Uite ma cum toarce el acolo, Domn' Vintila.

Trebuia sa scriu ceva aici dar imi este foame, o sa mananc, o sa ma intorc si sigur de lene nu o sa scriu nimic .

Trist.

Trist sunt eu in momentul respectiv, trist erau si ei, mai tristi decat sunt eu acum mai tristi decat o sa fim noi vre'odata. Liberi avand acelas lucru in comun, legati de'acelas lucru comun.

Trist.

Fumar puede matar.

No voy a dejar de fumar. No voy a dejar de fumar. No voy a dejar de fumar.

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A spus FOC.

Foc.

...fum, foc, fum, foc,fum, fum, fum, foc, fum bete dezlantuite, arde arde baaaa miroase a fosfor.

Despre ces e vorbeste?

Doua rogojini. un scaun, patru mese una cu un picior rupt, fiecare sta pe coji de nuca se bat cu urzici pe spate si mediteaza.In surzina se aude Corul Madrigal-Colinda magilor pus pe repeat.

suc ces: :)) rade isteric

ratusca: Da. raspunde intrigat

suc ces: Ce ma a borat in lift?

suc ces: Presupun ca ai luato pe scari!

ratusca: Nu cu liftu, l am analizat! a mancat piure de copii si mere.

ratusca: ..deci era copil! ce pula mea cauta cu liftu?

ratusca: Conspiratie impotriva urss, pullaaa mea mai clar de'atat ce vrei?

suc ces: Poate era insotit de masa, care ii baga degetele pe gat.

ratusca: Care ma urss?comploteaza singura impotriva ei!revino ti ma ca astia sunt sireti.

ratusca: E periculos jocul asta!

suc ces: Un pic, daia trebuie altoiti de mici astia.

ratusca: Le pui un altoi, am vazut eu ca asa se face la meri la pruni deci pruncii dc ar fi diferiti

suc ces: Ii facem lamai.

ratusca: Nu lamai, si asa s au inmultit in prostie lamaile pe la noi, ai vazut cate lamai se strang la bara? la steau albastra acolo.

suc ces: Bine atunci ii facem masline.

ratusca: Nici asa.

suc ces : Hai ca astia nu sunt multi la noi.

ratusca: Cu o conditie, dupa ce eclozeaza sa i ia zborul.

suc ces: Da, exact.

ratusca: Prietene tu nu sti despre ce vorbesti, imagineaza ti ca mergi in livada Ba livada! deci multe masline, in centru' vechi! ce e ma acolo, pepiniera?

ratusca: Astia vor sa ne contropeasca.

suc ces: Masline verzi e bine?

ratusca: Nu .. nu merge cu zaharelu la astia, ca tot negre se fac si te trezesti ca ti da cu ulei pe fata.

ratusca: Ti am zis ca nu e usor.

ratusca: Ai cazut prada! au invadat padurea.

ratusca: Esti pierdut! e ceva putred la mijloc si de nu o fi o maslina mare ce si imprastie sporii...treaba ta.

ratusca: "Mama" in limbajul lor.

suc ces: Tu ai imaginatie mare ba. Dece nu te duci la rulez?

ratusca: Ce e acolo, un cuib ?

ratusca: Nu! singur nu ca sunt pierdut.

ratusca: Sau mergem sa "fraternizam", si cand lasa garda jos, ca dai dracu le amortesc bratele odata si'odata, le taiem jugulara si scoatem samburele.

ratusca: Ca asta ii strica pe ei: samburele!

ratusca: Propraganda comunista "Nu mai aruncati cartoane".. dar nu revin.

suc ces: M ai ametit de tot!

ratusca: Nu ba! ai un sambure in tine, e treaba murdara pute a putred din interior.

ratusca: Ti am zis esti pierdut!

suc ces: Ma duc sa l cac la wc.

ratusca: Nuu, o sa caci sange si ala nu iese, am mai vazut cazuri, au cazut multi asa.

ratusca: "Masline dragute" pe dracu, focar de infectie! esti pierdut.

ratusca: Pierdut!

suc ces: Nu e adevarat! ma gasesc mereu pe scaunul asta, de cate ori ma caut!

ratusca: Da! dar chiar tu esti ala? sau tu esti undeva sub pat dat disparut, plin de praf, mancat de soareci si samburele iti impune sa crezi asta.

suc ces: La asta nu m ma gandit.

ratusca: Pai normal, nici acum nu poti.

suc ces: Da asa e , nu ma gandesc.

ratusca: Ai ajuns un cadravu, te ai imputit, le ai patat tavanul la vecini.

suc ces: Eu cred ca samburele este in tine si te invata ce sa scri, vrea sa ma domine dar nu o sa ii reuseasca.

ratusca: Ma dca vrei sa te domin nu ar fi nici o problema, acum na daca asta te salveaza. Totusi sa ai crema ca eu nu mai am , am ramas doar cu vaselina si parca nu e la fel.

suc ces: Ba da ma merge.

ratusca: Las' ca stiu eu ca nu ti ajunge, niciodata nu va multumiti!

ratusca: Nu stiu nu cunosc.

ratusca: Poate ca aveai dreptate cu samanta, ar trebuii sa accept realitatea. Sa mi revin!

ratusca: Nu se mai poate asa: ochii rosii, privire pierduta propaganda maslinelor scrisa pe fata mea.

ratusca: Nuuu nu! nu mi mai da.

suc ces: Deci le ai.

ratusca: Pe toate de la A la B, sau cum dracu e alfabetu.

suc ces: Lasa dracu maslinele, da mi si mie niste resurse pe lumea 2.

ratusca: Asta costa! resurse sa te duca pe lumea 2.

ratusca: Hmm, ia zi ai bani? vrei sa i spargi?

suc ces: Da.

ratusca: Nuu, pai ce e asta ma ne jucam! hai da banii incoace si mergem noi uite acolo ca e intuneric, si eu pot sa fug prin spate.

ratusca: Hai hai ! hai ma nu ai incredere in mine?

suc ces: Ba da iai.

suc ces: Iti mai dau?

ratusca: Umple ma umple ma, asa asa si pe spate, pe piept.

ratusca: Daaa pe fata.

ratusca: Uhhhuuuu!

Pauza-unde e Saibon

Aaaa prieten de nadejde, cand aveai nevoie de el era acolo, cand vroiai sa fi singur era acolo, in momentele stanjenitoare...acolo, acum nu mai e , la fel cel putin, inca isi face simtita prezenta stand gol si privindu ma in intuneric, frunzele lui verzi nu mai sunt acum "are" niste crengute ofilite si il aud cum geme"Uda ma, uda ma ca daca nu ma ud singur" da, a ajuns o leguma se pisa pe el, macar ma are la batranete, sa l conduc pe ultimu' drum.

Luni 17-09-07 o sa sufere un accident, daca el putrezeste pacat de averea aia ce dracu sentimentalism, sentimentalism dar pana cand!

"Tigani draguti"

*mentally challenged

Pe scari e altfel

scara .. lift blocat, etajul 8 ,uuhuuuu! urcat primu etaj, cabluri, sonerie in perete, covor persan la usa normal, propaganta comunista "Nu aruncati cartoane" las' ca stim noi ce's alea cartoane, etaj doi, aceeasi propaganda, ghena infundata, mirosul ne va insotii pana pe la 7 seara ..tinand cond de imprejurari , perete proaspat vopsit, scurgere de aer , scari cu model, un gandac, grilaj sa se simta gospodaru' in siguranta, bicicleta de la corporatie, atras atentia sonerie "I inima my bike", caz neelucidat, proprietar necunoscut, etaj 7 scari vopsite in verde daca mai devreme erau maro cu model acum brusc se trece la verde, ca de deja ghena dadea tot ce avea mai bun, in concluzie cu liftu ce poti sa intalnesti ?!? un cacat va spun eu am patit o si nu sunt singurul mi a mai spus cineva :D . Atentie! astia sar la piept si la coaie, simte frica, te miros, esti pisat pe tine .

Nu are legatura dar macar e de anotimp :)))

I believe YES :D

da da punem aici si un dasta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKw-pL9VN8 multumim cage bob s au care cum a fost:-??

Costel a plecat odata cu primaria

El era Costel, era de la primarie -entertainment- se dadea in topogan se dadea in leagan se pisa odata cu noi ne proteja...Costel era si o sa fie unu dintre noi.

Oferim reconpensa pentru recuperarea lui, un ceai verde.

Urmeaza Costel

scurt metraj

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egas (9/6/2007 12:06:39 AM): cum

egas (9/6/2007 12:06:40 AM): ?

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:06:59 AM): ba fi atent

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:03 AM): avem nevoie de orata

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:09 AM): una vie

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:13 AM): neaparat una vie

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:18 AM): si o punem sa dea de 6

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:23 AM): pula mea da din aripi macane

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:28 AM): chestii dastea

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:31 AM): intelegi

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:41 AM): dar noi o prostim ca nu da de sase

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:49 AM): ci atrage atentia

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:54 AM): deci.. distrage atentia

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:55 AM): :))

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:59 AM): asupra noastra

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:08:25 AM): pula mea ce vrei sa vrei mai mult de la viata decat o rata

egas (9/6/2007 12:09:47 AM): o rata poate insemna inceputul sfarsitului

egas (9/6/2007 12:09:53 AM): prima rata e gratis mereu

egas (9/6/2007 12:10:00 AM): si esti prins in hatzish

egas (9/6/2007 12:10:21 AM): amice e periculos jocul tau

egas (9/6/2007 12:10:23 AM): :-s

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:11:06 AM): nu stiu fata mea

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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:01:59 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:02:02 AM): ce ai ma
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:02:12 AM): ce?:))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:02:48 AM): plm frate am ramas uimit si inca numi dau seama cum facea ala la urechi asa si la coaie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:10:23 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:10:34 AM): :))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:10:37 AM): e pe hol
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:10:38 AM): :))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:28:25 AM): avton
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:29 AM): ?
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:28:32 AM): ai melodia asta?
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:28:33 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjyVF6a4xo
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:46 AM): pulaa mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:56 AM): treevuie sa dau drumu la boxe
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:29:02 AM): si???
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:09 AM): pai .. mi e greu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:19 AM): nu pot sa ma misc
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:29:35 AM): asa de rupt esti?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:46 AM): pai pula mea au mai fost 2
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:48 AM): sau 3
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:29:58 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:59 AM): :-??
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:02 AM): nush exact
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:08 AM): aa da ma o stiu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:17 AM): asta ii ziceam lu' acme
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:31 AM): ca de la el o ai nU?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:37 AM): ce mica e lumea
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:30:39 AM): linku da
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:42 AM): ca el o are de la mine
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:30:46 AM): dar eu vreau melodia
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:52 AM): ee plm eu aveam clipu pe aici
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:59 AM): 10 mii
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:11 AM): adica lei
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:28 AM): Adding comments has been disabled for this video.
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:33 AM): da ce'are ma uraniu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:34 AM): ?
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:04 AM): nu inteleg nimik din ce vrei sami spui
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:05 AM): :)
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:07 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:25 AM): ee plm Scoala Speciala Nr.1
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:28 AM): asta spune tot
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:50 AM): yes,chaaaaarrrlie
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:57 AM): the candy mountain
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:58 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:11 AM): da ma si atunci i au luat rinichii
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:19 AM): si acum o sa i scoata ficatu'
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:29 AM): special order
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:40 AM): pt toxinfectie
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:33:51 AM): :))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 3:09:32 AM): cum sa facut primaru?

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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:10:32 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:10:43 AM): PLIN
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:10:48 AM): sau ti-a disparut frigideru?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:11:06 AM): mi e foame
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:11:21 AM): si credf ca a plecat cu merindele
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:11:48 AM): frigideru?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:12:00 AM): pai da cine
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:12:42 AM): sa mori tu ca ti-au furat frigideru?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:12:53 AM): eventual
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:35:33 AM): http://www.offlimits-forum.com/bennybenassi/whos_your_daddy_uncut_WMLo.htm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:35:54 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg52OSGmg7g&mode=related&search=
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:35:59 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:33 AM): si ala de la acme
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:39 AM): sa ti l dea el linku
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:42 AM): ca plm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:43 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:51 AM): nu'l gasesc
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:37:25 AM): care ala?
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:37:28 AM): ala cu soarecii?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:37:38 AM): nu coiae cu sexu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:37:48 AM): madar nush cum pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:38:00 AM): aceeasi formatie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:38:14 AM): astia sigur aveau pile la primarie :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:39:35 AM): esti tacut
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:39:37 AM): :
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:39:55 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbQP8ObxrN0
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:40:06 AM): it's a flying tumble in the jungle
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:13 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:15 AM): uuuuu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:17 AM): uuuuuu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:33 AM): la astia nu ar trebuii sa fie la categorii dupa kg
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:41 AM): in centrimetrii pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:46 AM): dupa inaltime
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:44:44 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:46:03 AM): ba uita te la clipurile la aia de la venetian snares
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:46:10 AM): ca toate sunt tari
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:46:17 AM): o sa ma uit
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:46:17 AM): sau pula mae mie imi plac
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:48:10 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEdFTM6adQ
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:48:14 AM): ma tie iti plac piticii
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:48:54 AM): te excita vazandui cum se bat
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:02 AM): asta da e regizata plm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:12 AM): dar macar trebuia sa i unga cu ulei ianinte
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:13 AM): :))
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:49:16 AM): vezi ultimi link si taci
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:32 AM): pai da la asta ma uit
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:40 AM): jerry springer
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:49:45 AM): nu la ala
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:51 AM): pai ..
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:52 AM): :-??
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:57 AM): ala cu kick box?
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:50:08 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEdFTM6adQ
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:51:06 AM): ala are tatuaj Nipple (9/5/2007 2:51:08 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:51:14 AM): si o problema cu mainile
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:52:07 AM): :)) ce curios l am facut pe strambu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:52:20 AM): "pai da ma dar sunt invers":))
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:52:41 AM): zi mah de clip
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:52:43 AM): nu e tare
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:52:47 AM): mai ales cum boraste ala
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:52:58 AM): stai ma ca nu stiu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:53:02 AM): stai sa l vad
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:53:07 AM): fast foward
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:34 AM): ala cu benny bennasy ma
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:44 AM): sau cum se scrte
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:54:54 AM): ba esti dobitoc
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:55:11 AM): uite linku : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEdFTM6adQ
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:55:18 AM): nu pot sa mi ecxplic cuvantu asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 3:02:49 AM): pa isi eu de unde sa stiu ma
Nipple (9/5/2007 3:02:50 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 3:02:59 AM): ca e preima oara cand mi l dai


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Nipple(9/5/2007 2:10:32 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:10:49 AM): ce ma?
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:10:50 AM): :))
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:11:03 AM): carei treaba?
ipple(9/5/2007 2:11:40 AM): dfractu
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:11:47 AM): am scris la el
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:11:55 AM): a faome
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:12:18 AM): mama cum erea cainele ala
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:12:19 AM): :))
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:12:24 AM): :))
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:12:59 AM): adevarat ciudat
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:09 AM): o fii chiar otravit pllm?
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:12 AM): sau fumat
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:13:15 AM): da ma nenorocitule
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:19 AM): :))
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:24 AM): pai o sa tipe ata maine
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:25 AM): :)
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:29 AM): de ne sparge creierii
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:13:31 AM): ce ma ai pula mare
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:35 AM): :))


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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:10:32 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:10:41 AM): plin ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:35 AM): daeen pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:41 AM): szamar madar
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:19:45 AM): da da
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:19:49 AM): da mel
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:50 AM): e reproducera la oameni
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:55 AM): videoclip[ul
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:20:03 AM): mama
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:03 AM): sunt unii case fut
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:10 AM): si la sfarsit
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:20:14 AM): da e aiurea cu erorile alea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:18 AM): se naste copilu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:22 AM): da
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:23 AM): plm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:26 AM): e prematur
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:28 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:30 AM): avort
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:32 AM): pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:36 AM): avea gemeni si
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:20:39 AM): e cand iti dai drumu frate
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:41 AM): unu trebuia sa dispara
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:47 AM): aaa
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:49 AM): da ba
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:52 AM): bine zis
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:56 AM): :)
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:59 AM): da coaie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:10 AM): ca la urma incepe partea cand esti in mata
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:15 AM): si ii arati lu ala muie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:21 AM): na frate ca ti o fut si eu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:22 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:26 AM): ti o largesc
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:28 AM): :)
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:46 AM): lichidului amniotic
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:49 AM): na muie prostule
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:51 AM): ca te las aici
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:58 AM): da defapt el iese deodata cu tine
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:22:00 AM): sloboz
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:22:04 AM): nu e combinatie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:14 AM): nu coiae
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:25 AM): ii arata muie si ii spune lui lu' tasu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:34 AM): lichidu' plm era depresim
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:38 AM): ca isi stia soarta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:46 AM): ca orice lichid
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:49 AM): se scurge
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:58 AM): mai putin geamu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:07 AM): plm sti parerea mea despre el
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:21 AM): yes
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:24 AM): ce ai iar nu vorbesti
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:29 AM): asa ca nu il tine inchis
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:34 AM): ca se topeste
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:39 AM): cascaval
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:40 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:46 AM): aa
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:48 AM): geamu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:52 AM): se curge ma
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:56 AM): da semne cum ca ar suferii de claustrofobie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:02 AM): scurge
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:06 AM): dar merge si curge
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:07 AM): :))
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:24:11 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:15 AM): geamu ma ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:29 AM): pai pula mea geamu e mereu pe doua parti
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:30 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:34 AM): nu are cum
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:24:38 AM): depinde din ce parte privesti
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:39 AM): e trasnparent
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:50 AM): vede el pe toate partile
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:00 AM): sau na daca tu vrei
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:03 AM): pajura..
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:12 AM): tu ce ti ai ales :)
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:14 AM): zi ma zi
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:24 AM): ce optiunii as avea ?
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:29 AM): da chiar
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:33 AM): se poate intampla
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:36 AM): sa fie remiza
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:42 AM): gen sa nu fie nici una nici alta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:52 AM): da daca dai cu ea in cacat
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:56 AM): nu ma
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:26:00 AM): daca e termopan tampitule
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:26:06 AM): ca ala nu are 2 fetze
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:26:27 AM): da alea ARE :)) 4
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:26:37 AM): sa nu te increzi in ele
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:26:53 AM): ce pula mea e alea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:08 AM): yahoo search
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:10 AM): mda
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:27:15 AM): incizie
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:27:21 AM): da e greu sa spargi un dala
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:27 AM): e la mine e albastru
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:47 AM): explicatia lor ..... o dunga albastra
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:54 AM): destul de groasa
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:55 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:00 AM): ceea ce e drept
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:28:17 AM): prefer negru
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:19 AM): a da deci e sidreaprta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:20 AM): :)
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:29:06 AM): :))
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:30:37 AM): bai ce ai ma esti impietrit ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:55 AM): da frate asta ziceam si eu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:56 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:01 AM): ce mica e lumea
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:32:21 AM): nu ma asteptam
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:36 AM): ee eu da
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:42 AM): eschive
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:46 AM): chesti dastea
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:33:06 AM): pey nu mai are rost
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:56 AM): da s a dus acidu'
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:59 AM): ceva de genu asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:01 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:06 AM): ce are ma mancarea asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:08 AM): :))
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:34:13 AM): n-are acid
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:34:16 AM): asta te asigur
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:22 AM): nu nu nu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:28 AM): "Tot El: pey nu mai are rost"
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:33 AM): intelegi ma
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:33 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:39 AM): e cum e coal fara acid
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:45 AM): :)
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:52 AM): pula mea ceva de genu asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:35:06 AM): oricum par ca nu mai inteleg nici eu
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:35:44 AM): e doar imaginatia ta bolnava
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:38:38 AM): a da ma si eu pasta l am vazut la cice
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:20 AM): dc ai iesit baaa :-w
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:22 AM): ::


mai e ceva dar mi e lene asa ca ... :))

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