luni, 23 iulie 2007

BMX XXX


Jocul genial de'altfel (gameplay 10 grafica nu ti trebuieDawn uuuhhhhuuuu!!) jocul incepe tipic, un filmulet cu niste baieti sar cu niste biciclete dalea mici si le invart in toate partile.

Iti faci un jucator sau alegi unul deja prefigurat iti mai alegi un traseu si te joci ... avand parte de o surpriza la deblocarea primului filmulet.. asta in cazul nu l'ai cumparat in original sau stiai despre ce este vorba .. totusi o surpriza placuta, in loc sa ti dea un cos cu parti de bicicleta, roti de 32 cromate, o vopsea exotica si alte prostii dastea, apare o fata frumoasa ce danseara lasciv in jurul unei biciclete dasta mica si tot asa diferite filmulete cu fete care mai de care .. o idee geniala pornografia atrage, pornografia se vinde, daca nu cumpara jocul pentru a se juca din dragostea pentru bicicletele alea mici il vor cumpara pentru pornografie.

Jocul a fost retras de pe piata, pentru a aparea o luna mai tarziu usor cenzurat, numele lui Dave Mirra nemai aparand pe coperta.. la numai cativa ani de la publicarea jocului BMX XXX compania Acclaim Entertainment a inaintat faliment.



Cine ghiceste primul personajul primeste o bomboana cu rom !
"wobble wobble wobble"

duminică, 22 iulie 2007

Fete


















ms cristi :X







Soare, fete, muschi, fete, apa...














...take the skin of my shins!

vineri, 20 iulie 2007

Magical Waffels



bun down di system - collie buddz

bun down di system...bun down di system (X2) keep the fiya burning
teach di yutes what dem need to be learning done out di gov't see what
dem earning mek ya head start turning go so well..

bun down di system keep di fiya burning teach di yutes what dem need
to be learnig bun down di gov't keep di fiya blazing whole world gone
crazy tek a likkle look inna de daily news paper every weekend di crime
rate a inflata bwoy dem get jook and di gyal dem get rape a dem only
love fi gain paper

dats why dem nah have no heart nor no consious dem a deal with pure
nonsense killing one another like it is a contest why dem cant let JAH JAH
BLESS!!!

bun down di system...bun down di system (X2) keep the fiya burning
teach di yutes what dem need to be learning done out di gov't see what
dem earning mek ya head start turning go so well..

bun down di system keep di fiya burning teach di yutes what dem need
to be learnig bun down di gov't keep di fiya blazing whole world gone
crazy WHY DEM A GUH TERRORIZE WHY DEM A GUH VICTIMIZE WEN DEM
A GUH REALIZE YOUR LIFE YOU NEED TO ANALYZE breden



superior - Gentleman

ay ya remember what garnet a sing
if ya know not jah ya know not love no no
if ya know not jah ya know not cause jah is love
oh yes now,

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping
material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

some body tell me cause i really gat to know I
learnt alot of history but tings not really
show, why dem drop di bombs ina arabia why children bawl and suffer ina africa
leaders of the world jus fighting for super power,but judgement aga fal upun dem
head like rain shower, me go so den,

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))
...
to da friend dat lost da likkle yout nah terrorize dem no no no teach the yout da
truth dont criticize dem oh no no no open up ya der eyes and realize then
you haffi keep you haffi care you haffi guide dem
dont you know war and crime will divide dem well ya betta show di yout ya face an
dont you hide dem and den equality and justice will unite dem lift up ya voice an ya
gatti sing di anthem we go so den

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

long time we fet up of ya promises and lies your illusion and religion just covering
your lies yo
frustration and starvation multiply di pressure fill di well a run dry can you show di
love anda not di anamosity den you live a life how it is said in Deuteronomy me
coulda ben ya friend but ya want to be my enenmy you cant change the teacher
over here so come follow we come follow me

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

somebody tell me cause I really gat to know ive got alot of history but tings dont
really show no no
why dem drop di bombs ina arabia why the children bawl and suffer ina africa
leaders of the world jus fightin for super power da judgement a fall upon dem head
like rain shower

(chorus fade out)
Champion - Buju Banton
...
Me wanna walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
Me have a thing that you are waiting
Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
A where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
...
Buju B would be more than glad to take your hand
And lead you to the promise land in my 20 ft. bed
All you got to do is be true, so let's correspond
Satisfy your emotions
Hot off a the press, instantly she was
She no hold on tough and she no got dangerous
Skin smooth and precious like she never get a cut
Pant front expanding and I've got to pull up
Gal me haffi get to, it's a must
...
Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Girl let me in
...
Me have a thing
Plenty men a call, you're no look fi theim way
You look good, and haffi get against what the gals say
Put on you clothes, it's like a display
Men stare and swear both night and day
Could you be my honey, and a woman they lay
With a gorgeous smile on her face and say
She wants a man to do the work not one fi play
A marathon man, she says she want one fi stay
...
A Buju walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
Me have a thing that you are waiting
Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
A where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
...
I sing, woman I want to settle down really start a plan
To how you look I've come to one conclusion
You're supposed to know the works fuel the action
Music a playing, your waist responding
Non stop ticking just like a time bomb
A you every man want slam
...
Buju Banton walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
Me have a thing that you are waiting
Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
A where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
...
Buju B would be more than glad to take your hand
And lead you to the promise land in my 20 ft. bed
All you got to do is be true, so let's correspond
Satisfy your emotions
Hot off a the press, instantly she was
She no hold on tough and she no got dangerous
Skin smooth and precious like she never get a cut
Pant front expanding and I've got to pull up
Gal me haffi get to, it's a must
...
Buju wanna walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
Me have a thing that you are waiting
Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
A where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
...
Plenty men a call, you're no look fi theim way
You look good, and haffi get against what the gals say
Put on you clothes, it's like a display
Men a stare and swear both night and day
Could you be my honey, and a woman they lay
With a gorgeous smile on her face and say
Want a man fi work not fi play
Want a marathon man who can stay
...
Me wanna walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in
...
Me have a thing that you are waiting
Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
A where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Gal let me in

Visul meu intr o zi cu grade




Ce anume iti doresti intr o zi cu soare ... asta depinde de fiecare .. lista mea nu a fost lunga pacat ca s a terminat cu un cacat.. macar era special boabe de porumb .. totusi e ceva o fi fost porumb fiert sau la cutie usor dulceag .. asta nu am de gand sa aflu totusi pe langa o plimbare cu grade, insetat, inebunit si transpirat de caldura de'afara cade in fata mea norocul. Avea dinti de alama sau ce se folosea inaintea portelanului din dinastia Ming o privire pierduta pasi mici si repezi, simtul echilibrului pierdut, tricou galben si un miros puternic. Norocul meu sau norocul lui ... asta nu stiu.
Continuand calatoria ne hidratam privin o pereche de ciori cum hranesc o pereche de lebede (masculi) de la canicula probabil femelele find mai grase fierbeau undeva sub un lastar rontaite de viermi.. revenid la fotoliul respectiv nu pot decat exclama "Ce'ti poti dorii mai mult".

joi, 19 iulie 2007

I'm it's god he's my bitch

Me:
i've brought the stuff
God:
That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
so we are covered
God:
Right on. Do you think I am covered too?
Me:
yeah man give me the money i'll handlle you the stuff
God:
Cool, man. Why do you want it? Why?
Me:
you'r playing with me don't do that man .. you don't want me getting nervos now
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r playing with him or her do not do that man. Oh. Do you want you getting nervos? No , maybe later.
Me:
"Splas boom Arrrrhhhh" what i've just been telling you ... you wanna become my bitch is that it ?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Yes becoming your bitch is that it is one of my goals.
Me:
well ok bitch i'll buy you a fine nice dress but right now i have my needs so .. in you'r knees motherfucker ... man this shit meesses whit you'r mind
God:
Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Hey. Where is that? Cool, man. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
that dava i've just gave to you .. ohh nevermind
God:
" What does "this" refer to?" dava you have just gave to me ? I get it. Take it easy. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
where are those crack ass saints ? where ... where the fuck are they .. do you know they have do give me money .. i'll fucking eat there liver .. nobody fucks with me and get's away
God:
Where do you think? Where would you like? In the Universe we know. I have never considered it. Do you think your plan will succeed? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
fuck you you'r my bitch now ... i'm you'r god ..so you want more shit you'll have to work for it ..
God:
Do your friends call you me r god so me want more shit me will have to work for it.
Me:
yeah yeah whatever .. so what color should that dress be ?
God:
And? So? Are you saying you don't care about it? That's alright. Blue.
Me:
yeah yeah let's buy that fucking dress.... weirdo
God:
Hey. OK let's do it. We were talking about buying that fucking dress.